i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license
I think it’s safe to say you’re probably smarter than a lot of the government.
He went from Andrew Scott to Moriarty in .5 seconds.
YOU CAN PHYSICALLY SEE HIS EYES LIGHT UP WITH THE CRAZY
YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE IT.
that’s fucking hardcore
Fuck the guy who wants to buy my car. If you wanted something so fucking bad you’d come and get it. I get it, it’s snowed, but you’ve had so much fucking time to come get the car. It’s been a month. It’s not fair to me that i need the money from selling that car to get another one. If you don’t get it by saturday guess fucking what it’s going back on craigslist and the only way i’ll actually sell that car to you is if you show up with 1000 cash and take the damn thing. This isn’t fair. I shouldn’t be 19 with my parents driving me around. Why are people so fucking useless?
thank you, have heart-butt
well, that is one familiar-ass jumper
what the frickle frackle
you and I… match! like, properly match!
but… that can’t be right. No, we don’t match, because I’ve got this…
And you… don’t. Right?
almost afraid to ask, but…
i’m almost sorry to break it to you…
Okay fine! But you can’t possibly have this!
Long live Hunkemöller.
what is going on here
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
Are you a U.S. senator?